Wet Cat Club
CASOON

Open nightly after bath time

Wet Cat
Club

Towels, plastic chairs, and no questions about the second rinse.

Wet Cat Club

Bathhouse Rules

Admission follows one unnecessary rinse and a quick promise nobody intends to honor.

  1. Keep Two Towels Ready

    One dries fur; the other restores plausible dignity.

  2. Respect Sideways Ears

    Approach only after the glare drops below severe.

  3. Decline Every Second Rinse

    Quick baths have already exceeded their stated duration.

  4. Offer Plastic Seating

    The white chair remains neutral territory after shampoo.

The wet tabby cat, towel over its shoulders, staring with deep suspicion

Wet Cat Club

Stay damp. Stay deeply suspicious.